Welp, The Panties have thoughtfully written, performed, and produced what is sure to be a bigger holiday classic than White Christmas or Jingle Bells... which are both boring as shit... and just lame. Go to our Listen page and check it out. And we hope all your stockings are full.

Welp, add another love song to The Panties repertoire. Some say guys like us playing Stacy's Mom definitely ramps up the creep factor. ...

Mrs. Robinson – April 9th, 2020 During the COVID-19 quarantine and social distancing, we still managed to snuggle up and put out a pretty...

Panties get all androgynous on this David Bowie classic. Click the pic and take a listen!

Check out our new recording. It's a fictional story, people... not referencing anyone in particular (unless you are a bitch and have...