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Let The Panties Stuff Your Stocking Tonight

  • Writer: panties
    panties
  • Dec 22, 2025
  • 1 min read

Welp, The Panties have thoughtfully written, performed, and produced what is sure to be a bigger holiday classic than White Christmas or Jingle Bells... which are both boring as shit... and just lame. Go to our Listen page and check it out. And we hope all your stockings are full.

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